So, let me start this story by telling you about the worst thing that continues to plague this world. It has been around for as long as there has been plants to take part in their ever-perpetuating dance of procreation. 200 years ago, we did not know of any such thing as the dreaded hay fever, not to say that people didn’t suffer from its curse, but in fact it just wasn’t recognised by the medical community. John Bostock is the man you need to remember every time you scratch your eyes; every time you sneeze uncontrollably and every time you swell up beyond recognition. Some called it a case of periodic infection of the eyes and chest, some even went as far as calling it a rather delicate case of allergic rhinitis. All I know, is one thing is clear, this all resonates from within the devil seed; a seed we give the name, pollen.
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Good morning, today is a fine day to enjoy everything and anything under the sun. Most of you will probably be enjoying a few cold ones under this heat and spending some time with loved ones and friends, diving straight into a BBQ. It’s a lovely sentiment, and it is made better when plans fully come together, now that we are a little less restricted in our movements, with regards to Covid-19. Imagine the scenario where you can text your friend and exchange a few replies and something tangible actually comes from it, in the form of meeting up at the park and doing the classic extreme Frisbee rules. Now, bear with me on this one it might be difficult to comprehend, imagine, the scenario where you constantly share sentimental ideas about meeting up for a couple of brews, but, then instead you never actually meet up. Instead, you clap outside your window to symbolise your presence with your friends or perhaps sit in silence for the moment passing and you missed the opportunity to sit with your comrades. Time and time again, plans come, and you go through the same motions until your friend eventually just stops texting. Madness, right? So, I ask you this one question, why is it that whenever something significant happens in life, we never really seek out something tangible whether it be large or small? It is a bit of an odd one wouldn’t you say?
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Have you ever had that feeling of unease that may come in waves, whether that be mild or severe, and it is usually followed up by someone in proximity to you saying these key words, “Just relax and everything will be easier”. You will almost undoubtedly feel so stupid for not realising the solution was super straightforward and all you had to do was essentially tell your brain to sit silent and breathe at regular controlled slow-paced intervals. Did it work? If it did you should probably stop reading this now because carrying on will only give me anxiety and if it didn’t work you should try and relax before attempting to read this, I recommend meditation and breathing slowly. If it did work and you still want to carry on, then you are most likely a sociopath and I commend your efforts to try and baffle me with your persistence and remarkable ability to focus your mind. However, if you fall into the fourth category and it did not work, yet, you still want to carry on reading the rest of this blog, then I implore you, to not worry about the front door being locked, you’ve already checked and it definitely is. It really isn’t worth your time checking, trust me.
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Recently, we have had quite the stir in the news, common circles and nearly every internet outlet with some major speculations around the infamous 5G network. This has been quite the topic to research, and it is astonishing to see some of the first articles that appear in Google searches are in fact supporting these conspiracy theories. Moreover, celebrities that hold a huge following on every social media are backing this absurd concept. Ironic, considering it is those same celebrities, who are definitely not experts on the subject of the electromagnetic spectrum, also indulge in sunbeds, plastic surgery, and private jets, who some might argue are a lot more detrimental to one’s health. Nevertheless, instead of trying to debunk each article I feel I will just state some facts to allow you to develop an understanding to how outrageous this is. I am in no way an expert myself, nonetheless, I have a rudimentary understanding of the concepts due to my qualification in Advanced Physics and, as my research skills have developed in University, as any good graduate I did my research via supported peer reviewed articles through the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers aka the IEEE. If anyone would like the specific articles, feel free to message, however, I am deliberately not including them in an attempt to encourage you to do your own research, as being a natural sceptic of anything delivered to you to support your bias, is healthy. Always question what you support and why you support it, even this blog included.
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It’s a mouthful both literally and literally, yes I did just use literally in the figurative sense, that definition is actually supported by the Oxford dictionary (look it up). Alpha Femme Keto Genix or as I shall be calling AFKG which is also an acronym for ~ Anyone Fucking Know’whats Going-on ~ is a widely spread, up and coming supplement, that is supposedly aimed at losing weight. In fact, not just losing the weight but literally burning the fat cells from their core. What is there to lose, they have invented a pure, organic, responsibly sourced pill that taken twice a day will make you an Adonis God. You may have already stumbled upon this ridiculously innovative gift from God, known by it’s more popular name of “Sarah’s secret”.
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