If reading the title of this blog post induced some weird sensation in your feet or rage consuming every fibre of your being then I’m going to assume you’ve probably ran a marathon. If not then there may still be hope for you yet and don’t let this review entice you with negative reinforcement. It is truly, honourably, remarkably, devasting. 26.2 miles (42.2km) of pain.
The Amazing Decision-Making Process
Who wouldn’t want to voluntarily run 26.2 miles for fun? This is the pinnacle of rational decision-making. I feel for you if you were scouring the Internet at the witching hour to appease your quarter-life crisis and came across this as a potential solution. I can’t quite tell if this shows more how committed you are or what a masochist you’ve become in your old age. I say old age, as in reality, this is something you’ve picked up in your late 20s in a state of panic as your body becomes brittle.
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