Now I know what you’re thinking, how could I, a man, who has never had to go out and buy, never mind wear, leggings in my life possibly know about the challenges that women face when coupled with deciding on buying a new pair of leggings. Let me tell you a little bit about where this blog stems from, I come from a family with three tall, curvy, strong, beautiful and proud African women. For years, they have come to me with their complaints about the standard of leggings and how they never accommodate their builds. Being the youngest, I could never understand the full scope of this and as I grew older it became almost an obsession to understand why this is the case.
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Hello fellow reader and welcome to another review on something I thought we would have done away with by now. Almost a year on and we’re still in lockdown (unless of course you’re reading this from a haven like New Zealand, Australia or Taiwan) and yet again the proverbial establishment of Scotland have decided to close my place of worship, that also goes by the name “PureGym”, in an attempt to keep me secure. Ironic, considering my physical prowess and mental well being are both taking a devastating blow, simultaneously, as I grasp on to what sanity I have left by attempting the forbidden jutsu of “home workouts”. Is it possible to learn this power you might ask, of course, but at what cost? Well, it really depends on whether you have prime or not; Amazon is always ready to deliver at a very low cost with prime. There might be some pros to doing this home pass time but is it worth your time, let’s review.
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Happy new year to one and all, we can now thankfully praise 2020 away with every desire to forget everything that happened in that awful year; from the Australian fires to the multiple deaths of Kim Jong Un lord supreme. However, with the end of 2020, come forth the Ides of January, as we embark on a woeful journey of every salesman trying to adapt to the times disguising scams with titles such as Juicing, Keto, 5:2 Diet, Intermittent and New Year New Me. Part of you already knows it’s a scam; you’ve already been overwhelmed with the feeling of “it’s too good to be true” but I’m not calling into question your intelligence here, rather a lack of willingness to accept the truth. Let us not quibber on calling a spade a spade, all you need to know is consistency is the key, and that there exists an almighty equation that will solve all your weight woes, that I’ll share with you for a palpable price at the end of this blog.
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It’s a mouthful both literally and literally, yes I did just use literally in the figurative sense, that definition is actually supported by the Oxford dictionary (look it up). Alpha Femme Keto Genix or as I shall be calling AFKG which is also an acronym for ~ Anyone Fucking Know’whats Going-on ~ is a widely spread, up and coming supplement, that is supposedly aimed at losing weight. In fact, not just losing the weight but literally burning the fat cells from their core. What is there to lose, they have invented a pure, organic, responsibly sourced pill that taken twice a day will make you an Adonis God. You may have already stumbled upon this ridiculously innovative gift from God, known by it’s more popular name of “Sarah’s secret”.
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Yogi, Yogie or Yogy?
Well let’s just jump straight into how all inanimate objects should be discussed. What is it? A yoga mat, by the very definition, is a 3-dimensonal cuboid piece of foam. Cut out into the length of the purchasing user for extra authenticity of its use. A very simple invention but so many drastic connotations with just saying the word itself.
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